Trip Planner:   Europe  /  UK  /  England  /  London  /  Sightseeing  /  Bateaux London

Bateaux London, London

(1,400+ reviews on the web)
Tourist Spot
Board the Symphony or Harmony at Bateaux London to experience dining on the Thames with views of the Houses of Parliament, the Tower of London, and the London Eye. Afternoon tea served onboard includes pastries, scones, and finger sandwiches. A pianist plays while you eat, and there’s commentary afterward. Make a reservation on the website well in advance as space on the boat is limited. The Symphony is an all-glass boat with a 360-degree view, so book this vessel for the best sightseeing. Work out when and for how long to visit Bateaux London and other London attractions using our handy London holiday planner.
Create a full London itinerary
map

Plan your trip to London

  • Get a personalized plan

    A complete day-by-day itinerary
    based on your preferences
  • Customize it

    Refine your plan. We'll find the
    best routes and schedules
  • Book it

    Choose from the best hotels
    and activities. Up to 50% off
  • Manage it

    Everything in one place.
    Everyone on the same page.

Plans in London by other users

25 days in United Kingdom, France & Spain BY A USER FROM CZECH REPUBLIC June, culture, outdoors, beaches, historic sites, popular & hidden gems PREFERENCES: June, culture, outdoors, beaches, historic sites ATTRACTION STYLE: Popular & hidden gems PACE: Medium 15 days in London BY A USER FROM PUERTO RICO July, culture, outdoors, relaxing, historic sites, museums, popular & hidden gems PREFERENCES: July, culture, outdoors, relaxing, historic sites, museums ATTRACTION STYLE: Popular & hidden gems PACE: Medium 7 days in England BY A USER FROM BARBADOS June, popular PREFERENCES: June ATTRACTION STYLE: Popular PACE: Medium 30 days in Mexico, Europe & Asia BY A USER FROM AUSTRALIA June, popular PREFERENCES: June ATTRACTION STYLE: Popular PACE: Medium 60 days in Europe BY A USER FROM AUSTRALIA June, culture, outdoors, beaches, historic sites, museums, popular & hidden gems PREFERENCES: June, culture, outdoors, beaches, historic sites, museums ATTRACTION STYLE: Popular & hidden gems PACE: Medium 6 days in London BY A USER FROM PHILIPPINES June, relaxing, romantic, popular PREFERENCES: June, relaxing, romantic ATTRACTION STYLE: Popular PACE: Medium 7 days in London BY A USER FROM ARGENTINA July, teens, outdoors, historic sites, shopping, popular PREFERENCES: July, teens, outdoors, historic sites, shopping ATTRACTION STYLE: Popular PACE: Medium 20 days in United Kingdom BY A USER FROM AUSTRALIA November, popular & hidden gems PREFERENCES: November ATTRACTION STYLE: Popular & hidden gems PACE: Medium 15 days in London BY A USER FROM UNITED STATES July, popular PREFERENCES: July ATTRACTION STYLE: Popular PACE: Medium 23 days in Europe BY A USER FROM UNITED STATES October, culture, relaxing, historic sites, shopping, popular & hidden gems PREFERENCES: October, culture, relaxing, historic sites, shopping ATTRACTION STYLE: Popular & hidden gems PACE: Medium 4 days in London BY A USER FROM UNITED STATES July, kids, fast-paced, popular PREFERENCES: July, kids ATTRACTION STYLE: Popular PACE: Fast-paced 3 days in London BY A USER FROM PORTUGAL June, culture, outdoors, relaxing, romantic, historic sites, popular PREFERENCES: June, culture, outdoors, relaxing, romantic, historic sites ATTRACTION STYLE: Popular PACE: Medium
View more plans
Reviews
TripAdvisor
  • My wife and I received this treat as a gift. We didn't know what to expect. Wow, loved it. The team were great from the moment we arrived, settled us down at our table. Afternoon tea was fabulous. Goo...  more »
  • Booked this afternoon tea cruise on Harmony back in January as a Xmas present for my son and his family and found it a most enjoyable one and a quarter hours. Boat was a little late leaving but was ma...  more »
  • Booked the premier package lunch cruise for my Mum and myself for Saturday 25th March. Thoroughly enjoyed everything. The food and the service we received was excellent. The premier package includes a...  more »
Google
  • We booked the Symphony for an evening Dinner and Dance cruise but were left disappointed. Four out of five of the roof glass panels had their blinds closed so, for the majority of diners (and they do pack them in), no skyward views :-( The food was okay... nothing more. Cold bread with rock-hard butter at the start of the meal; cold treacle tart at the end (we resorted to warming both over our table candle). The cruise was billed as "Live band and after dinner dancing" but, with the courses so laboriously paced, the boat had mored up and the band packed away by the time we'd finished desert. We did wonder why people were dancing BETWEEN the courses - clearly they'd booked before! You can do much better for your money in central London.
  • Excellent afternoon seeing the London sights from the water all while having an excellent 3 course meal with wine and coffee for afterwords all while listening to a live jazz band. The staff were great and the food was superb, highly recommend.
  • Wheelchair accessible... providing you can push the chair up the ramp then you're on, no help from anyone. We boarded and were taken to our table, not a window seat so that was the first disappointment. We were enjoying our food and piano etc and were asked "were we celebrating anything"? I said we were recently married in Melbourne Australia at the British consulate and this was our honeymoon but when it came to the announcements nothing was said, pure discrimination against two men! Very disappointed. So if you're gay and taking this trip you best keep it to yourselves because this company doesn't like to take the first step and share to all the other guests. Would i recommend it? Based on that experience No i would not.
  • My Wife and I thoroughly enjoyed the 'classic' Sunday Lunch jazz cruise. We were on the Harmony, which has a fantastic viewing space on the boat's roof. The weather was great so this was much better than the glass-roofed Symphony, which we also saw on the river at some point. However, if it had been raining, this would not have been the case. The food was nothing exceptional but it was of a good standard, nicely presented and arguably good value. The staff were very polite, smartly dressed and made the experience all the more pleasant because of it. We live in the suburbs of London, so seeing the sights / taking pictures was not our priority. It was more of a day out without the kids, but having said that we were taking a lot of Facebook-worthy pictures from the viewing deck in the sunshine, and that made the cruise all the more special. The band were tasteful and played a set of classic jazz covers, with some great vocals. I've seen a lot of jazz bands and they were clearly very experienced. Overall, we'd definitely recommend it. It's not cheap but given how expensive some things can be in London, we thought this was good value. Only real negative was that they served instant coffee at the end of the meal. Given the quality of everything else, this was disappointing. Even cheap filter coffee tastes much better - so hope they change this.
  • A great experience - combining fine dining with a very smooth cruise on the River Thames. It was perfect birthday celebration good food and good music to eat to and to dance to. We were welcomed aboard and the service, especially from Sharon our waitress, was wonderful. Thank you to Bateaux London and Andrew Harrison Events Director 25 May 2016