Lomond Pirates Play Zone & Cafe, Balloch

1.8
#6 of 7 in Parks in West Dunbartonshire
Playground Entertainment Center
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  • We entered the place, got told our 7 year old son wasn't allowed in according to their height chart as he was 'too tall due to the ceilings being so low', we turned around & went back out of the door,...  more »
  • After some shopping this is a great area for fun for kids and some relaxation for the adults. Food is good and views stunning. Weekends and holidays can be very busy. Popular for parties  more »
  • Where to begin? Hot food. Ordered a hot dog for the wee boy - no hot dog rolls. Adult food in very short supply. No pie for pie, chips and beans. No nachos. I ended up with soup and crusty bread. Oh b...  more »
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  • Found this little gem after battling with the wind coming out of the sea life centre. Great for younger ones/toddlers, not too big and crazy and nowhere for them to get stuck or lost. Parents&carers can sit and have a coffee or food (baked potatoes, paninis etc) while keeping an eye on the kids, there's a typical kids menu too. It was clean enough and warm! We'll definitely going back!
  • Soft play nicely suitable for 2 year olds. said it would be open at 9, doors still locked at half 9. moody staff and the dirtiest toilets I've ever seen. apparently no light in the kids changing toilet, but instead of fixing the light, the solution was to leave the other door to the cleaning and store cupboard open. also no option for 1 hour. 2 hours for £4.00 is a little excessive. overall, will take a different detour to find something different for the kids to do next time.
  • Wouldn't go back took my two grandkids there on Sunday was charged £11.60 given no receipt The toilets were a disgrace When I came home my daughter in law informed me the kids should have had free food and drinks I was furious we bought then drinks and food and were not informed by any member of staff it was free I think the young girl who was on the door needs some staff training as do most of them Well rant over sent them an e-mail which they ignored if they had answered my e-mail I wouldn't have had to post this public 😡😡
  • Great for letting the kids run off some energy.
  • Terrible dont go

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