Kim Il-sung Square, Pyongyang

Great place! I met many guards who told me I was going to be 'arrested'? I don't know what that meant, it must've been foreign. I was shot many times but managed to get back into my taxicab. They probably shoot guns to show their happiness!

Amazing place to respect our glorious leader. I had a little bit of snot inside my nose, so I did a snot rocket on the ground, and the authorities detained me for that. I’m currently writing this from a detention camp. Other than that, it was AMAZING.

Now this is a story all about how My life got flipped turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air In West Philadelphia, born and raised On the playground is where I spent most of my days Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared And said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air" I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket I put my Walkman on and said "I might as well kick it" First class, yo, this is bad Drinkin' orange juice out of a champagne glass Is this what the people of Bel-Air livin' like? Hmmm, this might be all right But wait, I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, and all that Is this the type of place that they just sent this cool cat? I don't think so, I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the Prince of Bel-Air

R.I.P our north korean anime waifu

Hello Namastey from India to North Korean Leader Kim jong un